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来源: 时间:2020-10-12 01:27 作者:木木

昨天下班,在公交车站等车的时候,看到一个小学生拿了一大包辣条在吃,我出于好心走过去提醒他说:“小朋友,不能一下子吃这么多辣条,等会儿可能会肚子痛哦”,那个小学生看了我一眼默默的说道:“我奶奶今年已经96岁了,你知道为什么吗?”我说:“不管是什么原因?总不会是因为吃辣条吧?”小朋友邪魅一笑说道:“因为她从来不喜欢多管闲事”!

Work yesterday, waiting for the bus at the bus station, see a pupil took a big bag in eating spicy dry tofu, I walked out of kindness remind he said: "kid, can't eat so much spicy dry tofu, wait a minute could stomach",

the students gave me a look of silent said: "my grandmother is 96 years old this year, do you know why?" I said, "Whatever the reason? Not because of spicy dry tofu, is it?" The little friend evil spirit a smile say: "because she never like to meddle in other people's business"!

小明昨天在公交车站等车的时候,发现了一个肤白貌美的妹子,于是他不自觉的多看了几眼,没想到却被这个妹子发现了,他顿时觉得很尴尬,谁知道这个妹子竟然冲他笑了一笑说道:“你和我的上一任男朋友挺像的”!小明在心中窃喜“难道这个妹子看上我了?”,他忙问:“真的吗?”,然后妹子回了他一句:“真的,跟他一样,又矮又胖,又不要脸”!

Xiao Ming yesterday in the bus station when waiting for the bus, found a white beautiful sister, so he unconsciously looked a few more eyes, did not expect to be found by this sister, he immediately felt very embarrassed,

who knows this sister actually smiled at him and said: "you and my last boyfriend quite like"! "Does this sister have a crush on me?" Xiao Ming asked in his heart. "Really?" he asked. "And she replied," Really, just like him, short and fat and shameless!"

在猪肉突然涨价的那段时间,有天早上我去公司楼下买菜包子,卖包子的大妈跟我说两块一个,我很奇怪,昨天早上来的时候不还是一块五一个吗?大妈说:“因为猪肉涨价了”,我很不服气的说道:“猪肉涨价了,关你菜包什么事情?”,大妈白了我一眼回道:“没什么关系,就是因为我很想吃猪肉”,听完大妈的话,我瞬间觉得好像很有道理的样子!

At that time when the price of pork suddenly rose, one morning I went to the company downstairs to buy vegetable steamed stuffed bun, the aunt selling steamed stuffed bun said to me two yuan a piece, I am very strange, yesterday morning came when is not still one yuan a five?

The old woman said, "Because the price of pork has gone up," I was very unconvinced and said, "The price of pork has gone up. What's the matter with your vegetables and buns?" "The old woman gave me a white look and replied," It doesn't matter, it's because I want to eat pork very much. "After hearing the old woman's words, I suddenly felt like a very reasonable look!

我小的时候,总是因为写错字,被我妈揍,让我印象最深的一次,其实我就写错了一个字,但是那一次被打的最狠,直到前几天回家我又翻出来以前写的那篇作文,看到作文上写着:“秋天到了,满地都是黄灿灿的表子,有的表子成熟了,低着头,但是有的表子还没有熟,依旧扬着头…”看完我自己小时候写的,我突然觉得我妈当时揍我是有道理的。

When I was a kid, always written typo, my mom beat, what impressed me most, in fact, I just write wrong a word, but that one was beaten at the sharp end, until home a few days ago I was turned out to write the composition,

see a composition that read: "autumn arrived, other delectable form all over the ground, some mature the table, low head, but some table has not yet ripe, his head is still young……" After reading what I wrote when I was a kid, I suddenly felt that my mother was right to beat me up.

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